D.J. are my initials. My full name is Daniel James Kelly. I am named after both my grandfathers. My parents have told me they started calling me DJ when I was three days old, and I've never gone by anything else. Even my paycheques are made out to "DJ Kelly".

Every so often, someone messages me to DJ their wedding or to listen to their new track. I'm better positioned to help neighbours navigate City Hall bureaucracy, though.